New York jury: "Donald Trump is not well endowed, that much, I can tell you"

 We are all learning more than anyone ever wanted to know about sexual assault.  Why?  Because Donald Trump was president.  As we read through the verdict and New York's laws, the jury found that Donald Trump sexually "abused" E. Jean Carroll, but the jury did not find that he "raped" her.  As we parse the distinction, it seems to be this.  Carroll did not see precisely what Donald Trump was doing, so there was some uncertainty in her mind about whether he was using his fingers, or his phallus.  OK, gentlemen.  Look at your fingers.  You don't actually need to look at any other appendage.  You are intimately familiar with other appendages.  Is one, perhaps, larger?

I recognize that this is not the most important point right now, nor really ever, but if E. Jean Carroll couldn't tell whether or not that was Don Jr.-- a little prick-- then the prick is, indeed, very small.  We know that Don Sr. is very insecure about size.  He has been obsessing for years about his hand size.  There was that "button" thing with North Korea.

If you really think about the jury's verdict, they accused Trump, via E. Jean Carroll's uncertainty of what, precisely, he did to her, of having a small penis.

Given that, the Trumpiest thing he could ever say would be this: "When I rape women, they know it, that much, I can tell you!"

Don Caballero, "Dick Suffers Is Furious With You," from Don Caballero 2.  Sometimes I just nail it with the music selection.