Startling, new footage of Bill Cosby that changes everything

 You may think you know what Bill Cosby did, but I have uncovered some startling new footage.  This will change everything.  Whatever your preconceptions, they come from the left-wing media, and it's all a conspiracy.  You have only seen what they want you to see, and that is not the story.  I'm telling you, once you see the footage that I am about to show you, you will change your mind.  What you think he did?  That's just spin and misdirection.  You have been told that Bill Cosby drugged and raped women, but what would you say if I could show you footage-- actual video evidence-- of Bill Cosby not drugging and raping women?  I know!  Shocking to contemplate, but I, ladies and gentlemen, have dug deep into the bowels of youtube's security footage, and found America's dad sitting on a chair, and just telling jokes.  It happened, and I am going to show it to you, right here, on this blog.  Bill Cosby, not drugging and raping women.  So you see, he can't have drugged, nor raped women, because here he is, not drugging and raping women.  I am even hot on the trail of more video evidence of a long-running series in which he acted.  It has even been hinted that he earlier played the role of a spy, but that's gotta be bullshit, right?  But never mind that.  Here it is.  The proof that Bill Cosby is innocent, because he's right there, on camera, not drugging or raping women.