Dear readers: I apologize. I was wrong.

 Dear readers,

When someone calls attention to an error, I recognize my errors and apologize for them.  In my post this morning, I made deeply offensive and hurtful remarks about Marjorie Taylor Greene, calling her a "shit-flinging monkey."  I was contacted today by the Shit-Flinging Monkey Anti-Defamation League (SFMADL), and they have explained to me how wrong and deeply hurtful my comments were to the noble, shit-flinging monkey community.  They have shown me that Greene is not a shit-flinging monkey, but instead, a howler monkey, and the shit-flinging monkeys have expressed their deep dismay that anyone would see any connection between them and Rep. Greene.  I have seen the error of my ways.  Indeed, the SFMADL explained to me that when they fling shit, they are actually flinging it at the howler monkeys in an attempt to shut them the fuck up, so that the rest of the jungle can get some goddamned sleep.  Moreover, their actions are ecologically beneficial, as they spread fertilizer in the process.  It is with heartfelt remorse that I apologize to the shit-flinging monkey community for associating them with Marjorie Taylor Greene, and the howler monkey blight.  Instead, let us all rally our support for the shit-flinging monkeys and encourage them.  Aim true, shit-flingers, aim true.  And remember, don't fire until you see the reds of their uvulas.