The Reverend Doctor Jeff Beck is ours, not yours

 Jeff Beck is ours.  Not yours.  We are the only true fans of Jeff Beck.  Nobody else who has ever listened to Jeff Beck has truly understood him.  If you try to claim him as an influence, you are wrong.  You are misinterpreting him.  You have missed the point of his string bends.  Everyone wants to talk about his string bends, but nobody ever remembers his whammy bar.  Don't you dare tell me to bend strings, you boomer!  Those are "boomer bends!"  No jazz guitarist ever bends strings!

Oh, listen to the beauty of those bent strings!  Jeff Beck was so perfect!

No!  You don't get Jeff Beck!  We get Jeff Beck!  You need to let me lecture you about Jeff Beck!  No, don't listen to him, just read my posts in which I tell you what you need to know about Jeff Beck!  I am the authority on Jeff Beck, and only I can decide what is important about Jeff Beck.  Don't think that you can read or listen for yourself, and take what you think is important about Jeff Beck!  What is this, the post-Gutenberg era?!

Stay in your place, laity!